sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

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hotboyproblems:

under 6 months until 2015 and if that doesnt scare you then idk what does

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offendpoppunk:

offendpoppunk:

remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york

i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze

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i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks

i hate each and every single one of you all

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sancly:

One time in first grade I asked my teacher if I could drink water and she said to swallow my spit

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fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

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bagmilk:

people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights

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Anonymous: obama grier

scruffyfrank:

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